Secret Servix Scooter Club is the scooter intelligence
agency, responsible for obtaining and analyzing information
about pop culture, music, fashion, style, and individuals,
and reporting such information to the various branches
of the scooter community. A third function of the SSSC
is to act as the "hidden hand" of the scooter
government by engaging in "covert actions"
at "the direction of the Secret Scooter Government."
It is this last function that has caused most of the
controversies regarding the SSSC over the years.