Funny Moment

At the latest Lammy Jammy in Bristol, one of our Servix sisters decided she had to hit up a certain after-party. Me? Not so much. But before I could even blink, she hops on the back of some rando dude’s Lambretta and off she goes into the night like a rebel without a curfew.

Chrissy and I huddle up, activate rescue mode, and recruit “big hands” Stan to join the mission. Cue us cruising through this quaint little southern town on a full-on sister search. We finally track her down, mid-boogie on the dance floor, and with our best "mom voice" in full force, we drag her off, bundle her into Stan’s truck, and make a grand exit.

Let’s just say we had a little chat afterwards about standards. Trust me, if you’d been there, you’d be howling. Just ask Stan—I’m sure he’s still laughing!